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Desktop toys and games are essential for today's intense business environment. Our Desk Toy category contains a variety of unique desktop games and toys, such as magnetic desk toys, monkey games, push button toys and much more

No, I will not fix your computer (T-shirt)

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The Future Is Available Today!

OK, so generating electrical power from water might not require quantum math, but it is pretty darn interesting. And it's nice to see science and engineering play nice together to bring folks like you an attractive desktop clock that is powered solely on water (or really any electrolytic fluid like soda, coffee, BAWLS or even Beer). We would be civilized to only call you moronic if you bought this clock and used BAWLS to power it, but in the end you are the music maker, you are the dreamer of dreams and I suppose we would just have to respect that decision.

MP3 Pillow

Huggable Squeezable Squishy Tunes

Give your favorite song a hug. Go ahead

Rocket Chocolate

Over 506,578,200 milligrams of caffeine served by ThinkGeek to its loyal fans since 1999. Wowzers!

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Wi-Spy is the world's smallest 2.4 GHz spectrum analyzer and has been designed specifically for troubleshooting and analyzing Wi-Fi networks. Its software allows recording and playback of data traces and draws pretty graphs.

The famous drinking bird demonstrates a host of physical laws--the combined gas law, the ideal gas law, maxwell-Boltzman distribution and heat of vaporization. Awww, who cares! It's really cool! Just wet the bird's head, set it next to a glass of water, and he alternately stands up or bends to "drink." The bird will continue that cycle as long as there is water for his beak to dip into. Weird science!

"Staple Free Stapler, Transparent Smoke"

Staples are history! In one easy motion, the innovative Staple-Free Stapler punches out tiny strips of paper and uses the strips to stitch together as many as 5 pieces of paper. There are no staples to buy and no bent or broken staples to cut or jab you. Impress your office mates and keep down office supply costs.

Using advanced magnetic field technology, the Floating Ideas base suspends an object in mid-air, more than an inch from the nearest surface! Flip a switch and the object slowly rotates. Float the 5 1/2" world globe or any one of the other levitating objects of art, available separately.

The spectacular Lumin Disk transforms electric current into a tiny lightning storm captured behind a fine quality pane of glass. Touch the glass and the bolts of light dance toward your finger... or set the sound response control and they will respond rhythmically to music or voice.

Airzooka is state-of-the-art weaponry for all-out office combat. Just pull back on the elastic band to extend the internal diaphragm, acquire your target with the flip up sights and release! Devastating blasts of air released with a resounding "POOM!" blow papers off desks, flip toupees and rattle window blinds with stunning accuracy. With a range of up to 20 ft. and unlimited ammo you'll acheive absolute air superiority!